Colbert Christmas

Normally, I love Colbert. But from Toby Keith's Have I Got a Present for You to Willie Nelson's offering weed to the Baby Jesus, this one missed the mark. While it was classic Colbert, getting right to the heart of the problem, it felt a bit empty. Maybe it was too over the top. Or maybe giving Jesus weed is just too much. Or maybe the whole thing was just too painful to watch. I nearly turned off Meet the Parents for this reason. If he redeemed it later, I missed it.

Here's Toby Keith. Is he in on the joke? Given songs like Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, I wonder.

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

A Colbert Christmas: Toby Keith Sings

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

Blogged with the Flock Browser

I know this is supposed to be about other things, but.....

That's funny.

Blogged with the Flock Browser

Spiritual Water

Link

As with most things here, I leave it to you to determine the intentions of such a product.

Was Jesus a ninja?

This comes from Lister Art via ffffound.

Chuck Norris has nothing on that beard

Honestly, I find the similar hand positioning as disturbing as the beards.

That's hard core!

I saw this "Hard Core Jesus Freak" bumper sticker, only the one I saw was in color. Direct and blatant rip of Harley Davidson. What I love is the watermark on this sticker available on eBay. "Do not copy"? Are you serious? What exactly was it you did again?

Footwashing

Three reasons I hate this painting:

1. This ritual is something Jesus did for his disciples, not just every one. It was an intimate moment that included just his disciples, even if one was a traitor. But it wasn't with Romans or Pharisees or anyone else. It was for disciples.

2. It implies that Jesus serves the nations. He does not. The rulers are to bow to him, not the other way around. Usually I'm for portraying Jesus as a servant. But this comes off differently.

3. It could have been so much better. With primaries in full swing, I've gotten to the end of my rope with "God Bless America". This could have been a painting of how Jesus is Lord of Lords and King of Kings.
Yes, the footwashing was a call for the disciples to be servants. But again, it's to the disciples. Again, it is debatable how many are in this picture.

One reason I love this picture. German Chancellor Angela Merkel has the same look on her face as she did here.



Props to Jordan @ BWC for finding this gem.

The difference?

What's the difference between this:
















and this:







Absolutely nothing.

And now for something completely different

So, this site isn't all about stuff that misuses God's name. It's also about the stuff that we find really beautiful that does take God's name in a meaningful, powerful way. Derek Webb is one of today's best artists, Christian or no.




Some might say that Webb's music is depressing. In light of a lot of "Christian music", I would call him genuine.

We're still sorry, Mr Watterson

I took this picture while driving the other day. (Yeah, sorry for the quality.) I hate the fact that we've co-opted Calvin to do everything for us. But despite the infringement, I still think this one is clever.



For those who don't have super-resolution pixel-defining eyeballs, it has Calvin kneeling before a cross and says, "Lord, forgive me for peeing on everything." Also note that the license plate number starts with "666."

Isn't the Bible the original Never-ending Story?

Via FFFFOUND!

GodSpeaks so much better than this

This may be the product I most thing of when I think of this blog. I found this devotional in our church library and checked it out. I proceeded to keep it so that no one else would read it.

Yes, there are some good ones. "I love you, I love you, I love you. —God" or "Let's talk. —God" are a beautiful way of capturing God's heart.

But honestly, I can't see how someone ever thought God some of this stuff. "Big Bang Theory, you've got to be kidding. —God" and "Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. —God" are prime examples of why people avoid Christians like we were lepers. Yes, they're catchy. Yes, they get peoples attention. But so are naked women. This kind of quick, punchy, sloppy evangelism says to people that God is more about being right than he his about resurrecting the world from the death that people experience every single day. At best, it's misguided, a true example of making God in our own modern, evangelical, American image.

Breath spray.

Believe in God Breath Spray

I can't tell if this is a real product or made in Photoshop or what the story behind it is. I'm a little too lazy to research it, but it's definitely a touch blasphemous.